Tips: How To Eventually Date Your Crush

Oh you thought I would tell you how to? Shit, sorry. Maybe I should be more clear...yeah, um.....I'm a socially awkward loser who hates talking out loud to people who I find:

a) very attractive
b) too cool
c) an asshole
d) really nice and sweet

Basically I have a hard time talking to people pointblank. But what I lack in social skills, I make up for in effort. So I shall attempt to teach you out there how to become close and eventually date your crush:

Rule #1: Build your courage and self confidence. This can happen just by saying hi to them or complimenting them on something they did, wore, or said. Once they say hi back, you can breathe. lol

Rule #2: Start a conversation. Normally by groaning along with another classmate about a teacher or class or who broke up with who, you can relate to them and they are more willing to talk to you because you're chill and you get them!

Rule #3: Invite them somewhere. Whether to the mall or movies or just to chill around town, they will definitely have a hard time rejecting you, ya gorgeous babe! But be very nonchalant about it so they know that you just want to get to know them better!

Rule #4: Get their digits! (phone number). Nowadays, texting and calling people and talking through social networking has become such a huge part of our culture and generation. So it wouldn't hurt to try and make contact with them once and a while, see how they're doing. :)

Rule #5: Become friends. Now this is a tricky step. You can't be close enough to be friend zoned but you have to be close enough that they're comfortable being around you and telling you stuff. This can be pretty hard to do but it is kinda necessary.

Rule #6: Fucking YOLO it man. To be honest there is no time better than this so you might as well go for it. Ask them out on a date. Don't be nervous. Stand up straight, look them in the eye and ask them out. But smile so they know you're relaxed about it. Never regret asking someone out.

Now remember, if you get rejected, try again. But don't keep trying for longer than like about a year I'd say because after that, you just seem desperate and clingy. If they can't see how fucking awesome you are, then take time to yourself and replenish that goodness in you and then restart the process. Find a new crush. 

And sometimes it's cool just to find someone physically attractive. Hell, I do that all the time. Sometimes it's better to enjoy from a distance than to burst in. I should know. Just chill, have fun, and enjoy the roller coaster called life! 

Shit that was weird. Um I'll end on the note of don't flip shit, everything will work out and..um...yeah...
Peace out my beautiful mofos!

xx
LoLo