Sick and Resentful

How is it remotely possible to become friends with attractive people and then end up falling in love with them? That's my question. Because I only have like five guy friends and frankly: 2 are gay, one has a girlfriend and is just a buddy anyway, and then the other two are family friends who have way better social lives than me even though they're super attractive. It sucks. 

So I'm home sick today as I was yesterday and desperately lonesome. You guys can leave if you want. This is just going to be a pointless, whiny rant about how it sucks I can't get a guy to save my life and how unfair it is that other girls do and blah de blah de blah. So for that I apologize. I'm just in a bad general mood. But it's like, when you're single and on your own for such a long time, you tend to start to resent couples. 

I've accepted the fact that in high school: I probably won't have dates to any of the dances, I probably won't have another boyfriend, and I'll be glad as hell to get out of here. It just flat out sucks ya know? I have this one friend who can literally get any guy she wants. She has guys on their knees wanting to date her because she is physically gorgeous and is such a fun, loud personality. But she literally cheats on every one of them and just doesn't give a shit and it's like how the fuck can you do that? How can she just not feel any guilt or sadness when breaking these guys hearts? But then I forget that their pretty disposable to her, she can replace them. She's so used to guys attention that normally if one of the guys pay attention to me, she flips shit and pouts.

For instance, I attended her birthday party in like seventh grade. She had the hugest crush that week, on an eighth grader named Jacob. She invited him to the party too. So I only knew like three people there and I was chilling with my other best friend who was invited. Well, Jacob turned out to be really cute but I knew he was all Alex's. And yet, he flirted with me so much. We were just hanging out in the pool and he like grabbed me around the waist and was picking me up. Might I mention he attempted to take off my swimsuit top. Anyway, we were joking around with my friend Katie around because he was making me uncomfortable when Alex suggests a little too excitedly, a chicken fight. We didn't object. I got on Katie's and Alex got on Jacob's shoulders and we start the fight. Well, he was a skinny kid like extremely and Alex is about my weight and is curvy. He ended up dropping her first because he couldn't keep her up. She got upset and started crying in the corner. I tried to calm her down but she screamed at me saying I stole him from her and how I was taking up all the attention. I was so confused but like I said, if she doesn't have the guy's or anyone else's attention, she flips. 

Long story short, they ended up making out in the hot tub and I ended up stuffing my face with food with my friend Katie. But still it's like she flips out when the guy she wants doesn't pay attention to her. Thus, why I try not to go into social events involving guys with her because naturally she has to be the center of attention. And I am but a humble, meek, shy, insecure girl with no knowledge on how to talk to boys so why should they talk to me anyway?

Ugh, I gotta go do homework before I fail my life.
xx
LoLo

Who wouldn't want to date this?

My Selfies in Art

Jk. My drawing teacher took them. That sounds creepy so let me explain. We're doing portraits of our classmates so he took our pictures and uploaded them to our computers. There. Now I shall share my favorite pictures of me. :D
xx
LoLO

PS> My friend thought these were mugshots. and also, I look kind of an Indian descent even though Im not.  

Colored Contacted OMG HE STARED Fun

Okay so I got a bit distracted on the title...as you can see...well I have so many to talk about. For one, ok, so I've had colored contacts since summer but I haven't worn them since like August. I put them in today deciding to shock my friends. xD people are like wtf we can actually see your pupils! So funny.

Anyway, to the more important thing, SPANISH BOY STARED AT ME. Not just once but multiple. And it isn't just like a secretive glance. NO, it was he sat and positioned himself To. Stare. At. Me. ME= THE SOCIALLY AWKARD POTATO. I'm sorry i just feel like super super happy because of it. 

So i ran out of things to write. Please enjoy my newly colored eyes and yeah..
xx
LoLo

Late Night Nights

Yes I know I put night in there twice. I'll explain why. So lately, I've been staying up late because of homework and bullshit projects, and the need to study for tests. But sometimes I stay up because I don't want to go to sleep. The reason I don't want to go to sleep is because I end up having dreams that I want so much, filled with romance and always so happy. But they get so vivid and I end up thinking they're real but they're not and it sucks because that's all I want is for it to be real. What happens is I basically wake up with a broken heart and a sucky reality. 

Sorry, I kinda make this all bummer and stuff but it's just how I feel and lately I've been sad. Sophomore year isn't fun at all; it's just as hard and depressing as freshman year was. I legit hate it so fucking much. I'm going to be perfectly honest here so don't judge: but I look at all these people who are dating and I wonder why are they allowed to date, because they end up breaking people's hearts and causing drama. They use and cheat on people. They shouldn't be in relationships but they are. And then I look at me and I wonder, why aren't I in a relationship? What's so fucking wrong with me that no one wants to date me? I hate it. I can't wait to get out of high school and leave this place. But that's not for another 2 years.

Sorry, I should stop before I have a mental breakdown in AP World which is ironic because I always have mental breakdowns because of this class. xD 

Sorry for bugging you guys about this but I just needed to vent.....if you guys know a boy willing to chat, you know where to find me ;D jk. 
xx
LoLo

Fact #1: Sex/Alcohol/Drugs

The title seems bad but just hear me out. There's this fact about me you won't expect especially if you know me. I decided to start off with this fact because I didn't want to blow your minds instantaneously or make you wish you knew me. Because honestly, I ain't someone to admire.

Anyway Fact #1: My Perpetual and Strange Fear of Sex, Alcohol, and Drugs Even Though I Joke About Them All The Time With My Friends and On This Blog

- So sometimes I'll crack sexual innuendos or make references to drugs and/or alcohol and it'll be hilarious. But to be perfectly and totally honest with you, those things scare me to death. It's not even funny. Like I'll joke about them but in all reality, I'm scared for the day I lose my virginity. Hell i haven't even been kissed yet. I'm scared of doing shots and going to parties and getting into that shit because it means that everyone I know is becoming an adult. It means my childhood is over and I need to figure my shit out and that shits scares me so bad. 
      But what I hate the most is the fact that all my friends have this expectation that I'm going to remain pure and virtuous forever because that's the version of me they like best. It sucks that people want to mold me and make me fit like them when in all reality, I'm never going to be like them. I had a mini meltdown today but that's a story I'll tell some other time. 
      Drugs are seriously a bad thing because of the damage they can do. I'm not against pot, I mean go for it bud. But the hardcore drugs like coke, heroin, crack, LDS, etc. Stay away from that shit. Your life will be a disaster after those drugs, if you're lucky enough to be alive after. And alcohol, don't even get me started on that shit. My dad's mom died from liver failure when he was still a kid. I didn't even get to know her, due to her addiction to alcohol. 
     So, to sum up: I joke about this shit but I'm really terrified as hell from it. Don't do hardcore shit; it's not hardcore when you're in rehab...or dead. Stay safe guys.

Next week I'll have a lighter topic I promise!!
xx
LoLo

Zombie NIGHT

*cues horror music like the DUH DUH DAHHHHH*

ZOMBIE NIGHT is upon us people! Be prepared to run, to hide, and to not be tagged by a zombie! Jk, I know most of you (the rare few who aren't my friends from school), don't have a clue to what zombie night is or you just don't generally care. Basically a giant game of tag in a dark high school, Zombie Night is rumored to be extremely fun. I'm definitely going....except I kind of lost my ticket....  _-_ don't look at me! Okay yeah it was my responsibility....

Anyway...we basically run around and its scary. So maybe I should make a video of what happens tonight? Yeah? No? Tacos? Si. Okay I think I will..

Sorry for interrupting your daily dose of whatever you were doing online but there ya have it.

Chao!
xx
LoLo  

Single Frustration

No it's not that I only have one frustration. It's that I'm frustrated with being single. It's so freaking annoying already that I have to put up with seeing a bunch of couples at school and hearing about the boys asking out my older sister. And yet, people keep popping up. Apparently, being single for a year gives grounds for my mom to try and set me up with people. Although she started way long ago. Remember the event at my cousins wedding? Yeah. 

Anyway, there's this guy in my math class who I've never spoken to in my life. I only know of him because I sit next to his best friend. Anyway, apparently, he's a patient at my mom's work and he went in the other day to get some new glasses and my mom was like blown away. She came home and like ranted about him to me that night saying how cute and polite and good-looking he is. I roll my eyes and explain for the bazillionth time that night about how I only know him from math class and how I think someone in Spanish is cute. She predicts we're gonna end up dating -___-

I'm thoroughly annoyed because both my parents are like dropping not so subtle hints about "putting myself out there" and how "it's okay to be single, you don't need a boyfriend in high school". They literally gave me that lecture on Friday night when I stayed home (yes I was home on a Friday night, wanna fight bro?!). It's annoying because this conversation literally happens every goddamn week and it sucks because I already know I'm undesirable and awkward and that I probably won't date anyone until college. I don't need my parents telling me that "it's okay" because I know it is. But what makes it worse is that my dad's even asked me out loud about how he doesn't understand why boys aren't clamoring to get to me and how he is totally confused. It hurts so fucking bad to explain to your dad that the reason why is because there are girls who are prettier, skinnier, smarter, funnier, blonder, and more social than you. 

Well, I should go, I'm having like a major sobfest right now and I have to finish homework. Well thanks for reading my pathetic rant about how I have no love life. :(
Bye guys.
xx
LoLo

Ps. My cousin thought she was funny as hell when she sent this to me. At the time I agreed....

Spanish Hottie

So for those of you who don't know, I'm half Hispanic meaning people expect me to know Spanish. Which I don't. At least not really. This is why I am currently in a Spanish 4 class. Well, there is this very unbelievably, unnaturally super über cute boy in the same class. Oh. My. Hell. Literally, he is the only goddamn human being ever alive who makes messy hair look super goddamn sexy. Except Daniela ;) she da bae.

Anyway. He's like super super cute and has green eyes. Holy. Shit man. And the thing that i hate the most is that I'm too goddamn shy. Like shit. I'm too shy to even say hi to him and it frustrates the living hell out of me! >:( Ugh. I'm gonna hit my head against the wall for like ever because I'm too shy and I can't talk to attractive guys...at all. I can barely talk to guys in general. Ugh. it sucks... please help. Idk what to do.. ugh.

So, anyway, the other day we were playing a game in Spanish where you had to stand in front of your group and describe a word without using it. So he sits across the room but facing me, and vice versa. So I was getting up to go around and face my group. As I stood up and started walking, I look over and it was his groups turn to guess and he was shouting out random shit. I smile 'cause it was pretty damn funny. He looks up, smiles at ME, and GODDAMN WINKS BEFORE LOOKING AWAY. WHO FUCKING DOES THAT?! DID HE SERIOUSLY DO THAT SHIT?! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS GIVING ME THOSE FEELS?! 

Ugh I just can't even anymore guys, I'm gonna go do random shit with my asshole of a friend Jordan.
Chao/Adios/Au Revoir Bellas!
xx
LoLo 

Ps. Below is le Jordan.

This is Halloween!!!

EVERYBODY SCREAM! EVERYBODY SCREAM! Sorry, I'm just super super excited for Halloween. It's my deal. Except, that I probably won't go trick or treating this year. 

Sorry, I just had too. But lets be real here. How many girls do you and I know that are willing to take advantage of this holiday and dress like a total whore claiming it's "for their costume"? SO MANY. Anyway, I figured I'm getting too old to walk around neighborhoods and steal candy out of the bowls they leave on their porches. I might as well go to the store and buy my own. That's how I know I'm growing up. I can't even enjoy the childish whimsical fun anymore. :( 

Woah woah, I am ALMOST grown up. Doesn't make it completely true. I hang out with my weird ass friends as seen from the beautiful Audrey. So what are your plans for Hallo-ween? You guys should join me. I'll probably have a scary movie-a-thon and stuff my face with ice cream and candy, making my already fat ass even fatter! Maybe I'll do a video diary. Maybe not. I'm not certain. And FYI, Homecoming was a bust. Wasn't as I thought it'd be. So that's an experience I'm not willing to attempt again anytime soon. Sucks being single at slow dances.

Welop, I have to go finish homework peeps.

Chao bellas!

xx

LoLo

"Types"

“Types”

Okay so have you ever had a friend or someone else what “type” of person you like? Like certain people have certain fetishes or preferences? People ask me that occasionally and my friend asked me recently which “type” of guy I like because we’re being weird and trying to look for potential dating material. I had to really really REALLY think about that question. I mean I’ve had crushes on a variety of guys. I never want to seem shallow so I look for cute qualities or certain qualities that anyone could possess. 

I’ve realized: I don’t have a type. I don’t go for specific types of guys. I think different types are very attractive. Like I love intelligent guys. I think the fact that they have intellectual prowess is very very attractive (don’t laugh I said prowess). But I also think athletic boys are attractive. Their sheer determination and hard work is very impressive. Don’t forget their bods ;). I also think mysterious, shy guys are pretty hot because they don’t show their vulnerabilities and they know how the world is. Plus shy people are just super fucking cute. There are so many types and levels of attractiveness that I just can’t pick one. 

But to be perfectly honest, I never mind seeing athletic boys work out ;). Not to seem creepy or anything I don’t stalk people cause that is supremely psychotic. I simply combine my support our high school teams and my thing for athletes together and BAM. Happy me, happy team. 

Well gtg to the Homecoming Game!!! :D

Chao!

xx

LoLo

Cute Dates Ideas

Okay so talking about Cute Date Ideas for this one. :) So I’ve only ever been on one date before and it was….AWFUL! (Don’t trust my advice). Maybe one day I’ll tell you about my awkward first date if I haven’t already.

Anyway. Cute date ideas. It really depends on the season because you don’t wanna take a girl (or guy) for ice cream in the middle of winter in the Himalayas. But a classy, somewhat original date that always is fun: bowling. People generally have fun throwing balls at pointy things. Okay that came out wrong but it’s a fun game. But here’s a list of my top cute dates that I’ve always wanted to go on:

Walking around town in winter- let me explain. I’ve always wanted to go on a date with someone and walk around this little shopping center over Christmas break or over the weekend or something. I imagine it would start snowing a little but not too much for a blizzard. We’d be walking around and look at the Christmas lights that light up the center. We’d stand for a minute before we start dancing. Even if there’s no music, we shall dance and be close to maintain body heat. That’s my number one date.

Water Balloon Fight of sorts- okay this one is more of spring/summer type but I think this is super fucking cute. I think it’d be super cute if a guy asked me to have a water balloon fight. I mean it’d be cute if we threw them at each other and then he ran behind me and gave me a big hug. And then he’d throw me over his shoulder (if he was strong enough to handle my fat ass) and run around before spraying me with a hose. I think that would be a pretty fun date :)

 Pumpkin Patch- This one is a fall date. I think it’s super sweet when I see a couple at a pumpkin patch. You don’t even have to buy a pumpkin. All you need to do is buy some hot chocolate, hold their hand and walk around the pumpkin patch just talking about whatever. Super fucking cute. 

 Jams on a Drive- okay so Im still learning how to drive but I think it’s really adorable and fun to just go for a drive with someone and blast the music. It would be soooo much fun because its just the two of you in your own little world having the time of your lives. Plus you get to know each others music tastes.

 Star watching- cliche but so adorable. Guys, make sure to avoid the cliched sentence of “it’s not as beautiful as you”. Its cute but it’s so overused when a girl says the sky is beautiful and the guy uses that line. Ugh, nah. But it is cute when you bring a blanket and just hold that person in your arms because believe it or not but we do love human contact and we do love some good cuddles. :)

 Simple Movie Night- going to the movies is boring for a first date. But if you’ve been dating for a while or something like that, having a simple movie night is so cute. Any movie, we don’t care. As long as you allow us to sit with you and cuddle with you, we’ll be set. The main aspect of this date is to strengthen the physical closeness of a couple. It’s cute.

Well, I could go on forever about what would be cute or not. But here ya have it. My top 6 cute dates. 

Enjoy and send me feedback if they work or not!

xx

LoLo

Big News!!

OMIGOSH GUYS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!

Several things:

1) A new awkward moment happened (involving Cute New Guy In Bio)

2) Permit Test

Okay first of all when doesn't awkward moments happen around me? xD So anyway, there's this really cute new guy in my Biology class that sits behind me and my friend Hayley. Well, we like to talk about how cute he is on the bus. Anyway, we went outside today and played a game similar to Sharks and Minnows. Yea well I was kinda like the Minnow and trying to run to the other side. Well, someone tapped me but I was running too fast to stop and I ended up running into the said Cute Boy. Luckily, he is pretty sturdy so he didn't fall but he had to hold me up to keep me from falling over. OMG like I was so embarrassed but he was so friggin adorable about it! Like omfg. I'll keep you updated with that :D

Next, I took my driving Learner's Permit test for the third and final time today! I was so freakin' nervous because it was like, "what if I fail again. What if I do super bad". Welp, I didn't. I PASSED MY PERMIT TEST. I AM LEGALLY PERMITTED TO DRIVE WITH A LEGAL, LICENSED ADULT IN THE CAR. OMFG GUYS THIS IS HUGE>>>

Chao for now bellas!
xx
LoLo

Just in case you didn't get your daily dose of cute today, or if you're having a bad day, picture the giraffe as me saying, "hey friend, it's gonna be alright. Can I'z cuddlez with youz?" I lovez youz all!!

First Kisses

To be perfectly honest, I totally understand what people mean when they say eyes are the windows to the soul. But to be real with ya, I personally think that lips are the window to the heart. It sounds cheesy but this is my belief. Every since I was a little girl, my favorite part of Disney movies was when the princesses would fall in love with their princes. I always thought when they kissed, that it was the most romantic thing ever. Ever since, I've been completely obsessed with romantic movies. More specifically the kisses. (Shut up if you're laughing you can leave.)

So it's no surprise that people my age have already had their first kisses. Especially about most of my friend group....except me. Now it sounds extremely normal for a 15 almost 16 year old to not have a first kiss. Except my cousins and my friends in California have bets that I won't have it till senior year. 
-_- Cool guys. Jk i put a bet on it too xD Might as well make some money for my misfortune lol. Sorry today's been kinda rough so I'm kinda beating myself up about a lot of stuff. 

Anyway, about kisses, I always find it so cute and romantic how humans just kinda smash their faces together in order to express feelings that they can't find the proper words to explain. It's like holding hands which is just as fucking cute. I just love those two items. Note to self: If a boy ever expresses interest, hint at it. Jk lol I'm forever alone xD. 

Well, I better go before I have another emotional breakdown about how sad and single and forever alone I am.....
Y'all are babes ya know that?
Chao bellas!
xx
LoLo

Homecoming

Okay about the homecoming video:

1) it was too long to post

2) after logging off for a few days, i realized I don't want a few dozen people seeing me cry online so I'm not posting the video.

Instead I'll write a brief little whatever regarding Homecoming.

• Don't feel bad about going alone if you go alone. It seems shitty and really it feels like it but in the end it's about having fun and more often than not if you go with a date you end up dancing with friends anyway. If you aren't going, I respect your decision although I feel sad as to why you might not want to go. I don't know why you don't and I respect you but I'm gonna be thinking of you when I dance :). If you got asked and are going, congratulations! I'm going to slightly resent you all evening but hope you have fun. :D I for one have been going back and forth on if I want to go.

Let me explain: I've been waiting for Homecoming since I was in elementary school. To me Homecoming is bigger than Prom. I got bullied a lot and was told that no one would ever like me. So it was my biggest dream and hope to get asked to Homecoming. The years passed and both my sisters where asked to dances all over the place. Now I'm finally old enough. The problem is I don't know a guy that I would want to go to the dance with. Or who would want to ask me to the dance. SO I'm basically stuck in the position of buying a singles ticket and going with friends. But at the same time I don't really wanna go because of those killer things called Slow songs. I don't wanna be a wallflower when that happens. 

So I'm back and forth. If I do go, I'll go with friends and possibly eat most of the snacks xD. If I feel too sad and lonely to go, I'll probably end up staying home alone and watch movies all night while blogging. I'm not entirely sure yet...it kinda sucks. 

So before this turns into the video of me crying again, I'm gonna book it. Also I kinda have to clean my room so yeah...

Chao bellas y guapos!

xx

LoLo

PS. Legit this picture is me all day everyday. I run on the elliptical and that's how I look xD

I Hate Pep

Okay for all of those who have seen anything involving high school or have anything to do with high school, you know exactly what I'm talking about. That's right. The school's pep rally. -_- It's not that I hate the athletic department or anything because I honest to god respect those people. Like they do shit I'm either not willing to do or I can't even do. So don't hate on me for that. 

Ok maybe I resent the athletes just a little bit...But anyway, yesterday was our school's first pep rally of the year. I've never been to one so I didn't know what to expect. However, I despised every single moment of it. Not only because the guys behind me were douchebags but also because I slightly resent the athletes and the price our school puts on them. That was literally the first and biggest thing they talked about was which teams won and which teams had games. 

Look, I'm as chill with the athletes as the next person but to be perfectly honest with you, the school treats them like gods and celebrities and it gets so goddamn annoying. I mean have you ever heard on the announcements about that girl who's painting got into the art center? NO!!! Because everyone else is so undervalued compared to the athletes! So, I respect the athletes and don't mind what they do but do we seriously need a whole fucking assembly dedicated to them and what they do?! NO WE DON'T!! Ugh and don't even get me started on the dancers routine.

It probably sounds like I'm one of those dark, introverted, I-hate-the-world type people but I'm not. I'm a creative writer, I love to read. And I wear bright colors a lot. I just don't like those pep rallies. They're stupid and pointless. Like, I secretly root for the teams at home in my basement while I organize my schedule and figure out my own shit. I just ugh, hate pep rallies.

If you have any suggestion as to what you want my opinion on, please leave a comment or email me!
Gracias babes!
xx
LoLo

PS. Rock on whoever wrote this in the picture below. I completely agree.

Updates: Beginning of Hell

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS CENSORED OR NOT. FUCKSHITGODDAMNCUNTDICKSUCKFUCKER. Oh hi! Sorry, for those of you who aren't girls, just don't ask. -__- For those of you who are female and understand natures cruel ways, please pray for me because I'm about to die of cramps and hormone overload. Not only that but school starts tomorrow. As in, TOMORROW. 

Anyway, off the subject that became very awkward very fast, welcome back to the most antisocial blog out there! :D We are back for round two!!! Well I am, I need to see if Dani is coming....Maybe later. Lol. Okay so I have a feeling this year is gonna be the year of massive proportions of awkward. Mainly coming from me. But I promise I won't sniff anymore guys.....(for the most part). What? A girls gotta live! 

Basically this year is gonna be a lot like last year minus the depression (or some of it) add a whole lot of new awkwardness and multiply it times a million. Sadly, I have like no classes with my friends. I have like two and thats it. :( Goddamn. So now I'm off to make new friends with people I've been going to school with for the past four years but hasn't met yet because we haven't had classes with each other yet (until this year).

To update you on your favorite Invisa Girls, we have officially deactivated the account at the beginning of summer. To explain why in the simplest of forms, people didn't need us anymore and we needed to heal ourselves. To be perfectly honest, I just want to move on from it. I mean it was great and all and helped a lot of people but in the end, now I need to help myself. And I really don't want to talk about it in person because I'll be awkward and to be honest, that part of my life has passed on.

Well, I'm gonna go cry in pain and download all my music on my laptop so I can jam whenever I blog!!! MUAH MUAH xx.

Luv yous!
Lauren

Flying fun

Hey guys!!! Your favorite blogger is back and ready to post!!! Sorry I haven't posted anything but school got out and then I got busy with doing nothing for three weeks xD hahaha good times.

Anyway, I'm currently posting from my phone and am extremely tired. My dad being a commercial pilot has a glider competition in Nephi, Utah that he volunteers and works with every year. Last year and this year he started signing my family up to make the meals for the pilots. This year I am currently the only one manning the sandwich selling station while: one of my sisters babysits in PC, the other sister has a "migraine" or is working somewhere else, my cousin bikes and runs the ramp, my mom works, and my dad catches up with his glider buddies. 

This job makes really good tips so I better be getting most of them. For those of you who don't know, I'm currently saving up for a personal laptop for my writing and seemingly enough, my blogging. So I need all the cash i can get. My dad even asked if i can start a blog advertising the competition over the next year so by next years comp. there will be more people meaning, more tips!!

Sorry if I'm ranting, I'm really tired. I haven't gotten sleep in three days, and I had to wake up at 6 these past two days so I'm kinda whacked out.

In other news, 5 Seconds of Summers song, Amnesia, just came out and dani and I are psyched!!! It's our fave song. 

Well I'll leave ya be so I can pack the stuff up. Enjoy these pics and ill blog later!!

Xx

LoLo

Btws, I got grey colored contacts!!! :D so happy!

I found that dani and I have the same intro on twitter 

We love these weirdos xD

5 Seconds of Summer

For all of you who don't know who 5SOS are, they are an Australian band. No, they aren't a boy band. They are just a band. Boy bands are just guys who sing without playing any instruments themselves. They have a backing band for that purpose. Like One Direction. A band, Is a group of people that sing and play their own instruments. Like Paramore, and 5SOS.

kk. Your little music lesson for the day has now ended. 

MOVING ON, These guys are starting to get popular. They preformed on one of the billions of music awards the other night and they got a pretty good reaction from the crowd. I've been a fan of theirs for a while now. I saw them live when I went to the One Direction concert almost a year ago. It was pretty awesome, by the way. At first, I didn't know who these guys were. They rocked the stage though and I was pretty damn impressed. I vowed to look them up when I got home. At the time, they weren't widely known so looking them up was hard. They soon became one of my all time favorite bands. I beat myself up for a while for not knowing who they were when I saw them live. It's been my dream since to see them preform live...again. But this time, I would be able to appreciate their music without a look of confusion on my face.

Honestly, Dani and I are going to go to their concert and attempt to seduce them ;D note the ATTEMPT. We are awkward but so lovable. <3 we made edits for each other lol. They are literally the bomb dot com. Like seriously go check out some of their songs. 

My favorite songs by far are

1. Beside You  My Fave <3 Or Amnesia... both amazing. 
2. Heartbreak Gir
3. Try Hard
4. Unpredictable
5..Good Girls  My other Fave <3 I've been told by SO (Cough cough ME included) many people that this song is about me.....o.O... um....ok?
6. She Looks So Perfect

I'm just going to stop this list right there.... Because I'll end up writing all of their songs...

-Dani & Lauren 

Updates: This Past Week

Okay here's a few updates: 

1) I did the Polar Plunge -_-
2) MKTO (nuff said) <3
3) Amazing Spider Man 2 -_-
4) 5SOS <3 


Okay so the first one may sound a bit ridiculous to you but it was seriously fucking cold. My friend Sicily and I, last night, went to the Jordenelle Reservoir and managed to jump in frigid water. For those who don't live in Utah or have no fucking clue what's going on, the Polar Plunge started with skiiers and ski racers where they would try and ski over a large span of water. In the middle of winter. However, it has diffused to public schools and now in PC, pretty much everyone's doing it. Sicily nominated me as well as an anonymous person on Ask. We had body paint and everything. It's kind of embarrassing because to be honest, it was so cold that I started feeling my temperature drop instantaneously. Legit it became hard for me to swim to the dock and was even harder to pull myself out of the water. I needed Sicily to help pull me out because I was losing my ability to function. Needless to say, it was funny, cold, and just about the best damn time I've ever had. :D

Next on the list is MKTO. To be honest, I heard their song Classic when it came out and I was like eh whatever. But for some strange reason, this weekend I went on a binge of listening to all their songs. Only to find that I love their music!!! God, another musical group to constantly buy music from....My favorite songs so far are Thank You, Heartbreak Holiday, and Forever Until Tomorrow. <3

Okay, to make this short and not rantish: I loved the Amazing Spiderman 2 but I hated HATE the ending. I mean if you haven't seen it, go see it but you will agree (if you are a hopeless romantic and ship Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone like I do) that it was a shitty end. Beautifully written and filmed, but shitty in my heart. -_-

Lastly, 5 Seconds of Summer performed on the Billboard Music Awards and OMG I FANGIRLED SO MANY. <3 It was cute because they were nervous at first and their voices cracked a bit but then as they grew more confident, they jammed out and Lordy did I need to calm myself! Lol me and Daniela want to go to one of their concerts and ultimately win their hearts. (But that's quite a long shot).

Whelp, I'm just about done with this update. I'm cold as fuck and hungry like no other so I'll come back later :D
Peace out, lovelies 
xx
Lauren

PS> LOVE THIS PIC

Lauren's Strange Rambles of Ugliness

So I'm kind of out of it right now and I have no clue why so please excuse my unavoidable weird randomness. I'm trying to daydream while trying to blog in the middle of a class while thinking about the cookies I'll have when I get home....No I'm not kidding you. My godparents sent me a basket of cookies for my confirmation. And my great aunt bought me a box of donuts. :) I'm happy! To be honest, most girls at this point would be flipping shit about carbs and how it goes straight to their thighs, "butt" and stomach. Dude chill. 

Most of all I hate it when they judge me on stuffing my face with the good stuff. I mean yes, it's important to eat healthy and all because I do eat healthy. I've been on a diet for the past month and then after last night I've decided "FUCK IT". \-_-/ I'm done I'm done. Lol now I can binge. But when girls stare at me like a freak for enjoying a donut or piece of cake, or even just by eating chicken, I get so pissed off. Sometimes they'll snottily say, "You know that has like a ton of calories in that right?" Or something to that extent. I'll shrug and continue eating. This mainly happened a lot in my hometown in California. Girls in PC are actually chill about their food. :D Legit, the next time a girl tells me to watch my calories I'm gonna eat my cake and tell her to go back to her salad and report back if she's having fun. 

On the subject of cake, my phrase for whenever someone's a bitch to me is "How sad. They need to go home, put on sweatpants, and eat a whole cake." Just something to think about :)

So I'm kinda back to where I started with this post and am extremely tired. This morning I did NOT want to get ready at all for school. But then I realized I had to switch out of my sweats to look like I actually do in fact give a crap when I don't. So I'm going eye makeup-less and my hair is in a pony while I wear a jacket. To all my classmates who see me today, I am incredibly sorry for burning your eyes out. I'm ugly and I am proud :) sorry if I offend you with my ugliness. Just look away if you see me coming. I promise I'll be better on Monday :D

Well, I should probably go and do more random shit than I've already been doing. Toodles!
Keep smiling :D
xx
Lauren

Stupid Blogger.

So lately I realized two things.

1. Blogger has been posting some of my drafts  from a while ago. Probably like the worst blog posts too. WITHOUT MY FREAKING CONSENT.

2. I hate blogger.

Yep. So sorry you had to read some of my pathetic blog posts! -_-

-Dani.

Excited but Severely Anxious

K for those of you who don't know or frankly, haven't figured out yet: Dani and I are the Invisa Girls. Look for the video post coming soon so you can learn the facts lol. Anyway, we revealed ourselves literally last week to everyone through Ask and Instagram. So you can understand why we both have been incredibly anxious and nervous this week. Aside from having the AP Geography test aka DEATH, we were pretty nervous to see how people reacted.

Mostly, everyone's actually pretty chill about it. We mainly flipped shit because well, we're antisocial and introverts. Anyway, today at lunch we decided to go outside. Dani left before me and went out. Then me and my friend Leah decided to head outside. As I was walking to the doors, I hear someone call out "Invisa Girl". I didn't comprehend what they said so they shouted louder, "INVISA GIRL". Then I turn around and all these groups of people are staring at me. Me being the antisocial, severe introvert I am, I blush, turn and walk out the doors. I really had no freaking clue what to say.

That literally  kind of made my day though. Like people don't hate me because of this. That was my  biggest fear to be real with ya. But it still kinda felt good but I was nervous to say the least lol. 

Hi! Okay... So me on the other hand, I didn't really get yelled at. Or at least I don't think I did. I did, however, get a lot of stares. I obviously got super uncomfortable and just rushed outside. No, I don't regret what I did, nor do I feel ashamed! I just don't like stares. I am really happy over the fact that we aren't treated too differently though. That would have made me kind of upset to be honest. I like being a sort of "outcast" My thoughts when hearing that people knew who I was: "Cool..."

Take the poll on the side please if you like Invisa Girls or want a say in stuff :D

Tanks! <3
xx
LoLo

How to Pick Up Chicks (Part 2-ish)

So in case you haven't seen my post about pick up lines to use on girls, you should probably go there now. Like Right now. I said that I would post about how to pick up chicks with actions. Well here we go.
Scenario: You like this one chick but you don't know how to tell her. You need help or else someone else will get her.

1. Talk to her about her favorite things. Trust me she will have so much fun and maybe, just maybe, you'll find you have something in common. Or not and then you move on. -_-

2. Compliment her. All girls have some level of insecurities. If she complains about some part of her, make sure to tell her what you feel about it. Be honest though. No one likes someone who lies to help people. Tell her something you love about her. 

3. Surprise her. You like her right? You should probably know her favorite food or drink. Possibly favorite color and whatnot. It doesn't even have to be a big thing that you surprise her with. Just give her a nice card on Valentine's Day or buy her favorite snack and give it to her at lunch. Maybe on her birthday buy her that CD she's wanted since it came out. Girls notice guys who listen to them... (so not that many jk lol)

4. Be attentive but not creepy. No one likes someone constantly staring at them. So when they talk, look them straight in the eyes but blink. Please for the love of God, BLINK. Not that much though. Pay attention to her likes and dislikes. Her fears, her dreams. 

5. Comfort her like a friend (but secretly hint as a future dating possibility). This step is tricky. You don't want to come on too strong but you also don't want to be flat out friendzoned. People go through rough times and if your girl is going through a hard time, be there for her. Buy her chocolate to make her feel better, listen to her issues. Help her and make her understand that you're willing to be there for her.

6. Cheesy pick up lines. I'm telling you. They make a girl laugh. They don't work right off the bat but they do work. (At least with me). Use one of the pickup lines in my past post and the girl will laugh and feel flattered. Thus, making you funny in her eyes and making you a possibility.

Final Act: GROW A PAIR. Go up to her and ask her out. Nicely though. If she rejects you, don't flip out. Keep pursuing her for a while until either she goes out with you or she rejects you again. You can only ask a girl out about....like two or three times before they want to yell at you and tell you to go away. 

If it works, congrats! Be aware that you have to keep up the good boyfriend act all through the relationship. Fake it till you make it. :D

If it doesn't work, I'm sorry and never listen to me about dating. I only ever dated one guy and he broke up with me. -_- lesson learned: never listen to Lauren about dating stuff.
Hope this helped you!
xx
LoLo

Pick Up Lines

Okay, so I've noticed some of my friends have posts about this so I figured, what the hell, I'll do one. 
Here are some lines that will guaranteed, help you pick up a chick:

1. Are you a speeding ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!

2. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

3. I don't always talk to pretty girls but when I do, I talk to you.

4. I forgot my name. You can just call me Yours.

5. You like the sound of my name? You should hear my phone number.

6. Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself getting in them. ;) (for you pervs out there)

7. On a scale of 1-10, you are infinity.

8. If beauty was time, you'd be eternity.

That's it because I ran out of pickup lines and out of time in class. Soon, I'll write about what to do to pick up girls! Actions speak louder than words fellas!
xx
LoLo

Spring Break B****es!!

Hellz yeah! Dani and I are officially on Spring Break! And yet, it's a week of bliss that temporarily distracts us from the impending doom of testing in May. Not to mention the stress of Confirmation. SO I will show you what I will be doing over spring break: 

What I think I'll be doing over Spring Break:

What I'll actually be doing:


Yup, being the same freaky weirdo I always am! Just MAGNIFIED ON SPRING BREAK-INESS! 
Well, I should go because class is almost over and have gotten pretty much nothing accomplished!
:)
xx
Lo

Types of People at School

Okay. We all know that there are different types of people at school. There are the nice people, the mean people and the people in between. 

Okay... not exactly. 

1. The "populars" 
These are the people that think they're amazing. Ok not quite. These are the people that everyone just loves to hang around. They usually go around in groups and are always talking about some drama that is going on in their life. Whether it be boy problems, or actual problems. These are generally just the people that everyone considers "mean."

2. The people who just don't give a flip.
These people.... these people are the coolest people ever. These are just the kids who do what ever they feel like doing. They do their own stuff, dress like they want, and manage to not get judged. And if they do, they obviously just don't care. I know a couple of these kids, and they are the best. They're also some of the nicest, too. 

3. The "Hardcore" and "Emo loving" group.
Now some people say I belong in this group. Why? Because I like the type of music that people consider "screaming" and "satanic" huh... no. This is a pretty stereotypical group honestly. The type of music you listen to should define who you are as a general person or the way you dress. I dress in normal freaking clothes... and skirts on the occasion. I do listen to this type of music though. 

4. The Nerds
 These are the children who obsess about a certain thing. These are the kids who are always referencing  shows, anime's or movies. You will always find them talking about some movie or a part in a book that they totally hated or loved. Believe it or not, a lot of people fall into this category. *cough cough* ME *cough cough*

5. Those random people in your class
You really don't know who they are. They're just there. Some of them are quiet others not so much. They don't really have a group, if they do you wouldn't know. They're just there. Some of them you only see in your actual class. You never see them outside of that class. Sometimes it makes you wonder if the actually go to the school.

This was just a little post about some things that have been on my mind lately. This was in no way trying to offend anybody. Everyone is really cool and special in their own way. Some kids may seem like the rudest people out there, but in reality, they could be some of the nicest kids you will ever meet. Stereotyping is terrible! I hope you guys didn't take the post in an offensive way because that certainly wasn't the point! It's not stereotyping if its true so just keep that in mind. And she's right, some "assholes" are actually total sweethearts. :)

bye bye,
Dani

There are good and bad.

and then there's me and Dani. lol

My Theme Song

Oh my god guys. I've just found my theme song. In case none of you heard it, it is called #selfie. Here it is: #Selfie. Go listen to it now.....

*few minutes later*

What can I say? It's very catchy!! Plus, I happen to take many selfies when my hair isn't being a douche canoe (credit to: Sky for telling me that.) I'm just saying that being a girl with abnormally thick and slightly curly hair, it's annoying as hell going through the week looking like shit because your hair decided "nah i hate you today so im gonna make your life miserable". So when those rare opportunities present themselves, I take a selfie. Few examples of good hair:

Okay so the first one Daniela took when we were at the Montage (long story). The second one I actually literally just woke up from a two hour nap in the car. So excuuuseee me but I looked fabulous! Here's a few examples of bad hair decisions from me: 

Needless to say, I take a lot of selfies for good reasons. But most of these were snapchats of myself that my friends screenshot and then send to me later...... Well, I'm gonna go but while I do, just picture me walking out to #Selfie. :D

xx
LoLo

High School is Cliche

Well for me anyway. I am willing to make a bet to anyone that my life through high school will be such a cliche. More than it has turned out anyway. Although my romance section hasn't really turned anything out except being backstabbed, dumped and just overall, emotionally drained. 

In all those cliche movies, I am the protagonist. Like in Sixteen Candles, Molly Ringwald is ignored by freakin' everyone in that movie EXCEPT Jake the hot guy! My life is similar except the crush aspect. I'm the baby of the family which means that both my sisters already did what I'm doing so when I do it, it's no big deal. My friends do enjoy me and that's great but sometimes there's the "they just don't get me" days. 

I can only wish that the hot guy in my life would even show a significant knowledge of my existence. *wistful sigh* But to be honest with all of you, the nerd in the movie was freakin' adorable. The character's name is.......ok so apparently he is deemed as Geek. But Ima call him Ted because eventually he says he's Farmer Ted. But honestly, he is adorable for a geek. Don't judge me, I'm a nerd. I like people who are also nerdy and weird. I find it endearing. Although, endearing got me a broken heart last time so....I figure it's time to find me a Jake Ryan. :D

But for real though, I'm a nerd. I'm invisible. I've been walked over most my life. God I wish I lived in the 80's. They had the greatest movies, music, etc. Not necessarily the best fashion styles but eh whatever. 

Well, Im gonna go watch 80's movies for a while and wish to find myself a Jake fucking Ryan.... So I hope you enjoyed this random post about my cliche life. :D

One last question: What's a-happenin', hot stuff?

xx

LoLo

Photo Cred: Leave Me The White

PS. JAKE RYAN EVERYONE LIKE OH MY FLIPPIN GOD. Why can't guys at my school be like that?  Damn lol.

Happy Birthday Jared!

Hey! Sorry I haven't posted in a while.... I've just been busy. Yeah... haha busy... O.o
Anyway! Today is kind of a special day. The world's best anime comes back on today!! Woo! jk. Although I am pretty excited about that too. Today though, is actually one of my friends birthday. He's awkward and weird, just like all of my friends. He comes off as quiet and shy to people, but all of his friends know that that is total BS... Like this is the kid who asked me to grant him world domination for his birthday present. Yah. Normal, I know. Getting to the point, Happy Birthday Jared!! Sorry I can't get you what you want though. :/ We'll work on it :D

Oh Lord, this child.... I am facepalming right now. Lol. Jared is such an incredible person no matter how many times he tells me that he will call upon the power of the gods to smite my soul into pieces and throw it into Tartarus. He is still such a good friend. No matter how many times I've heard him say that the assassins are coming or jump starting him and hearing his little squeak. (This is not perverted I swear). Although we may not be able to grant him world domination, here is to you Jared!

Happy Birthday Buddy!!!

-Dani & LoLo

Disclaimer- The purpose of this post is to wish our dear dear friend happy birthday. We are not romantically into him. He's just a guy. Who is also a friend. 

Guy Who Smells Good Part 2

Ok, I've officially given up on trying to seem cool. I'm so incredibly weird and ridiculous that I've kinda given up on it. I'm a boy-crazy, romantic weirdo and I'm proud of it! So would you like to hear my crazy antics of today? Well Ima tell ya anyway.

So fourth period, in Science, we have to film for a documentary. Well, most of our group (mine and Story's group), were acting like children. Honestly, they were chasing each other around the cafeteria and whacking each other while me and Story were trying to get set up. Finally, Story and I walk out after switching outfits, and enter GWSG. He was leaving class with the hall pass when I walk out of the locker room. He is fairly attractive. And that was the highlight of my day.

See how much of a loser I am? I get a thrill just by seeing an attractive guy who everyone thinks I sniff. (I DON'T I SWEAR I DON'T!!) You have to see him though, like hot damn sir, why why must you be so unattainable and smexy?! 

Ugh, well more for later amores!

xx
LoLo

Only 5SOS fans will get this lol....

Incredibly Hungry and Strangely Confident

In the scheme of things, I should be bawling and breaking down like other average teenage girls. But strangely enough, I'm pretty happy and confident. (Although I'm sick). And I'm always hungry so that's not really anything new.

But what is new is that I managed to tell my crush that I liked him. Not in person but I still told him! Being rejected has never felt any better!! Ok so he never really rejected me flat out but I got the vibe. I picked up on what was going down. But I still feel incredible!! I really don't know why though. I mean it does suck that you know, he doesn't like me, but he was so nice about it! And he promised not to tell anyone. But I don't really know if I can trust him.

Well, it's all good anyways. He continued not really noticing me at all today. So it's alright. But I did get some strange perverted questions on my Ask account today.....   o.O Weird. Lol. Well, I should probs go back and just be the same old boring Lauren...

xx
LoLo

Spanish Adventures

K. Like all my posts, I'm gonna start off by saying how fucking hungry I am...I literally ate four cookies. Well, three but Im still gonna eat the fourth! Do not doubt my ability to inhale food. We have a sub in Spanish but honestly, I don't feel like doing anything productive so here I am!

Anyway, I was listening to Boys Like Girls because I'm not necessarily in the best mood today and I thought this one song called Shoot was gonna be all badass and have an awesome rhythm and everything....Nope..Sounds like a country singer took it all over. Don't get me wrong it's still a pretty good song, it just killed my vibe. But it's cool 'cause what that song lacked in awesome bad assery (shush Grammer Nazis), the rest of their music makes up for.

Okay, I think the sub fell asleep... Awko taco. Lol literally we could probably do......um....most likely nothing because Idk if she's a light sleeper or what so ya. Anyway, honestly, I don't think a single person is on the website we're supposed to be on. No one is so thats good. I'm not the only one who feels like doing something else.

Shit, I need to get new headphones....The set I have now I love completely. But unfortunately like all good headphones, something fucks it up. My dog happened to chew on them viciously causing the right headphone to stop working. God, asshole. He may seem adorable but he seriously bugs the living shit out of me. Granted he's my dad's dog but honestly, my dad hasn't done anything worth shit for his dog. I've bathed, walked, played, tolerated, dealt with, cleaned up after, etc for his dog. (Warning: Bad pun coming up) And wanna know what pisses me off the most? The dog woke me up one time by crying in my room and when I look at him to tell him to come on my bed, he looks me dead in the eye as he lifts his leg and full on PISSES on the corner of my bed. That night he walked in my room and peed again. I hate the dog with a burning passion.

Okay so this post has turned into another version of my randomized collection of thoughts so...um yeah I should probably get going to eating my food and working on Spanish (lol no).

Adios chicitingos!
xx
LoLo

This is my asshole of a dog. Do not be deceived by his cuddly exterior. Beneath is a douchebag of all proportions.