Reasons Why We're Single (Church Version)

Hahaha hey guys, Lolo and Dani here. So we realize that we didn't list enough reasons on how freaking weird and alone we are in our last post. SO we decided to create the church version! We literally had to spend the entire day at our church yesterday for a confirmation retreat. Now a normal human being would have just gone with it and done whatever it was that we needed to do. Ah but you see, we're not normal. We did a lot of things that made us realize even more reasons to why we are single. 

1. Dani taped a desert picture to my face, saying that was a representation of my love life. (Don't worry. It was hilarious)
2. We cracked really perverted jokes.
3. I like guys who are totally unattainable and are complete assholes. Let's just say Daniela flipped.
4. I sassed some church teachers. I didn't mean to, it just sorta happened. 
5. I made a super long necklace out of balloons that were hanging as decoration. Then I proceeded to dance around the room making strange noises. And rubbed my head with the balloons.
6. We practically acted out an indian ritual. 
Lauren made super awkward sounds while drinking chocolate milk. Ok it wasn't my fault I didn't realize I made it until it was super silent.
7. I got in a 'small' argument with a kid in my school over some of the things he said about my best friend. 
8. I made super weird faces at my ex boyfriend during our meditation times. It wasn't my fault. He kept staring at me so I made my usual derp faces
9. I probably freaked out Lauren's ex boyfriend the entire day. 
10. I freakin' stuffed my face with food the whole time even when we had sessions with the leaders.

Well, that's all we can think of for now. Keep your eyes peeled for Part 2 Or other reasons lol.
Bye bye! 
Xx.
LoLo & Dani

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