Single Frustration

No it's not that I only have one frustration. It's that I'm frustrated with being single. It's so freaking annoying already that I have to put up with seeing a bunch of couples at school and hearing about the boys asking out my older sister. And yet, people keep popping up. Apparently, being single for a year gives grounds for my mom to try and set me up with people. Although she started way long ago. Remember the event at my cousins wedding? Yeah. 

Anyway, there's this guy in my math class who I've never spoken to in my life. I only know of him because I sit next to his best friend. Anyway, apparently, he's a patient at my mom's work and he went in the other day to get some new glasses and my mom was like blown away. She came home and like ranted about him to me that night saying how cute and polite and good-looking he is. I roll my eyes and explain for the bazillionth time that night about how I only know him from math class and how I think someone in Spanish is cute. She predicts we're gonna end up dating -___-

I'm thoroughly annoyed because both my parents are like dropping not so subtle hints about "putting myself out there" and how "it's okay to be single, you don't need a boyfriend in high school". They literally gave me that lecture on Friday night when I stayed home (yes I was home on a Friday night, wanna fight bro?!). It's annoying because this conversation literally happens every goddamn week and it sucks because I already know I'm undesirable and awkward and that I probably won't date anyone until college. I don't need my parents telling me that "it's okay" because I know it is. But what makes it worse is that my dad's even asked me out loud about how he doesn't understand why boys aren't clamoring to get to me and how he is totally confused. It hurts so fucking bad to explain to your dad that the reason why is because there are girls who are prettier, skinnier, smarter, funnier, blonder, and more social than you. 

Well, I should go, I'm having like a major sobfest right now and I have to finish homework. Well thanks for reading my pathetic rant about how I have no love life. :(
Bye guys.
xx
LoLo

Ps. My cousin thought she was funny as hell when she sent this to me. At the time I agreed....

Spanish Hottie

So for those of you who don't know, I'm half Hispanic meaning people expect me to know Spanish. Which I don't. At least not really. This is why I am currently in a Spanish 4 class. Well, there is this very unbelievably, unnaturally super über cute boy in the same class. Oh. My. Hell. Literally, he is the only goddamn human being ever alive who makes messy hair look super goddamn sexy. Except Daniela ;) she da bae.

Anyway. He's like super super cute and has green eyes. Holy. Shit man. And the thing that i hate the most is that I'm too goddamn shy. Like shit. I'm too shy to even say hi to him and it frustrates the living hell out of me! >:( Ugh. I'm gonna hit my head against the wall for like ever because I'm too shy and I can't talk to attractive guys...at all. I can barely talk to guys in general. Ugh. it sucks... please help. Idk what to do.. ugh.

So, anyway, the other day we were playing a game in Spanish where you had to stand in front of your group and describe a word without using it. So he sits across the room but facing me, and vice versa. So I was getting up to go around and face my group. As I stood up and started walking, I look over and it was his groups turn to guess and he was shouting out random shit. I smile 'cause it was pretty damn funny. He looks up, smiles at ME, and GODDAMN WINKS BEFORE LOOKING AWAY. WHO FUCKING DOES THAT?! DID HE SERIOUSLY DO THAT SHIT?! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS GIVING ME THOSE FEELS?! 

Ugh I just can't even anymore guys, I'm gonna go do random shit with my asshole of a friend Jordan.
Chao/Adios/Au Revoir Bellas!
xx
LoLo 

Ps. Below is le Jordan.

This is Halloween!!!

EVERYBODY SCREAM! EVERYBODY SCREAM! Sorry, I'm just super super excited for Halloween. It's my deal. Except, that I probably won't go trick or treating this year. 

Sorry, I just had too. But lets be real here. How many girls do you and I know that are willing to take advantage of this holiday and dress like a total whore claiming it's "for their costume"? SO MANY. Anyway, I figured I'm getting too old to walk around neighborhoods and steal candy out of the bowls they leave on their porches. I might as well go to the store and buy my own. That's how I know I'm growing up. I can't even enjoy the childish whimsical fun anymore. :( 

Woah woah, I am ALMOST grown up. Doesn't make it completely true. I hang out with my weird ass friends as seen from the beautiful Audrey. So what are your plans for Hallo-ween? You guys should join me. I'll probably have a scary movie-a-thon and stuff my face with ice cream and candy, making my already fat ass even fatter! Maybe I'll do a video diary. Maybe not. I'm not certain. And FYI, Homecoming was a bust. Wasn't as I thought it'd be. So that's an experience I'm not willing to attempt again anytime soon. Sucks being single at slow dances.

Welop, I have to go finish homework peeps.

Chao bellas!

xx

LoLo

"Types"

“Types”

Okay so have you ever had a friend or someone else what “type” of person you like? Like certain people have certain fetishes or preferences? People ask me that occasionally and my friend asked me recently which “type” of guy I like because we’re being weird and trying to look for potential dating material. I had to really really REALLY think about that question. I mean I’ve had crushes on a variety of guys. I never want to seem shallow so I look for cute qualities or certain qualities that anyone could possess. 

I’ve realized: I don’t have a type. I don’t go for specific types of guys. I think different types are very attractive. Like I love intelligent guys. I think the fact that they have intellectual prowess is very very attractive (don’t laugh I said prowess). But I also think athletic boys are attractive. Their sheer determination and hard work is very impressive. Don’t forget their bods ;). I also think mysterious, shy guys are pretty hot because they don’t show their vulnerabilities and they know how the world is. Plus shy people are just super fucking cute. There are so many types and levels of attractiveness that I just can’t pick one. 

But to be perfectly honest, I never mind seeing athletic boys work out ;). Not to seem creepy or anything I don’t stalk people cause that is supremely psychotic. I simply combine my support our high school teams and my thing for athletes together and BAM. Happy me, happy team. 

Well gtg to the Homecoming Game!!! :D

Chao!

xx

LoLo

Cute Dates Ideas

Okay so talking about Cute Date Ideas for this one. :) So I’ve only ever been on one date before and it was….AWFUL! (Don’t trust my advice). Maybe one day I’ll tell you about my awkward first date if I haven’t already.

Anyway. Cute date ideas. It really depends on the season because you don’t wanna take a girl (or guy) for ice cream in the middle of winter in the Himalayas. But a classy, somewhat original date that always is fun: bowling. People generally have fun throwing balls at pointy things. Okay that came out wrong but it’s a fun game. But here’s a list of my top cute dates that I’ve always wanted to go on:

Walking around town in winter- let me explain. I’ve always wanted to go on a date with someone and walk around this little shopping center over Christmas break or over the weekend or something. I imagine it would start snowing a little but not too much for a blizzard. We’d be walking around and look at the Christmas lights that light up the center. We’d stand for a minute before we start dancing. Even if there’s no music, we shall dance and be close to maintain body heat. That’s my number one date.

Water Balloon Fight of sorts- okay this one is more of spring/summer type but I think this is super fucking cute. I think it’d be super cute if a guy asked me to have a water balloon fight. I mean it’d be cute if we threw them at each other and then he ran behind me and gave me a big hug. And then he’d throw me over his shoulder (if he was strong enough to handle my fat ass) and run around before spraying me with a hose. I think that would be a pretty fun date :)

 Pumpkin Patch- This one is a fall date. I think it’s super sweet when I see a couple at a pumpkin patch. You don’t even have to buy a pumpkin. All you need to do is buy some hot chocolate, hold their hand and walk around the pumpkin patch just talking about whatever. Super fucking cute. 

 Jams on a Drive- okay so Im still learning how to drive but I think it’s really adorable and fun to just go for a drive with someone and blast the music. It would be soooo much fun because its just the two of you in your own little world having the time of your lives. Plus you get to know each others music tastes.

 Star watching- cliche but so adorable. Guys, make sure to avoid the cliched sentence of “it’s not as beautiful as you”. Its cute but it’s so overused when a girl says the sky is beautiful and the guy uses that line. Ugh, nah. But it is cute when you bring a blanket and just hold that person in your arms because believe it or not but we do love human contact and we do love some good cuddles. :)

 Simple Movie Night- going to the movies is boring for a first date. But if you’ve been dating for a while or something like that, having a simple movie night is so cute. Any movie, we don’t care. As long as you allow us to sit with you and cuddle with you, we’ll be set. The main aspect of this date is to strengthen the physical closeness of a couple. It’s cute.

Well, I could go on forever about what would be cute or not. But here ya have it. My top 6 cute dates. 

Enjoy and send me feedback if they work or not!

xx

LoLo

Big News!!

OMIGOSH GUYS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!

Several things:

1) A new awkward moment happened (involving Cute New Guy In Bio)

2) Permit Test

Okay first of all when doesn't awkward moments happen around me? xD So anyway, there's this really cute new guy in my Biology class that sits behind me and my friend Hayley. Well, we like to talk about how cute he is on the bus. Anyway, we went outside today and played a game similar to Sharks and Minnows. Yea well I was kinda like the Minnow and trying to run to the other side. Well, someone tapped me but I was running too fast to stop and I ended up running into the said Cute Boy. Luckily, he is pretty sturdy so he didn't fall but he had to hold me up to keep me from falling over. OMG like I was so embarrassed but he was so friggin adorable about it! Like omfg. I'll keep you updated with that :D

Next, I took my driving Learner's Permit test for the third and final time today! I was so freakin' nervous because it was like, "what if I fail again. What if I do super bad". Welp, I didn't. I PASSED MY PERMIT TEST. I AM LEGALLY PERMITTED TO DRIVE WITH A LEGAL, LICENSED ADULT IN THE CAR. OMFG GUYS THIS IS HUGE>>>

Chao for now bellas!
xx
LoLo

Just in case you didn't get your daily dose of cute today, or if you're having a bad day, picture the giraffe as me saying, "hey friend, it's gonna be alright. Can I'z cuddlez with youz?" I lovez youz all!!

First Kisses

To be perfectly honest, I totally understand what people mean when they say eyes are the windows to the soul. But to be real with ya, I personally think that lips are the window to the heart. It sounds cheesy but this is my belief. Every since I was a little girl, my favorite part of Disney movies was when the princesses would fall in love with their princes. I always thought when they kissed, that it was the most romantic thing ever. Ever since, I've been completely obsessed with romantic movies. More specifically the kisses. (Shut up if you're laughing you can leave.)

So it's no surprise that people my age have already had their first kisses. Especially about most of my friend group....except me. Now it sounds extremely normal for a 15 almost 16 year old to not have a first kiss. Except my cousins and my friends in California have bets that I won't have it till senior year. 
-_- Cool guys. Jk i put a bet on it too xD Might as well make some money for my misfortune lol. Sorry today's been kinda rough so I'm kinda beating myself up about a lot of stuff. 

Anyway, about kisses, I always find it so cute and romantic how humans just kinda smash their faces together in order to express feelings that they can't find the proper words to explain. It's like holding hands which is just as fucking cute. I just love those two items. Note to self: If a boy ever expresses interest, hint at it. Jk lol I'm forever alone xD. 

Well, I better go before I have another emotional breakdown about how sad and single and forever alone I am.....
Y'all are babes ya know that?
Chao bellas!
xx
LoLo

Homecoming

Okay about the homecoming video:

1) it was too long to post

2) after logging off for a few days, i realized I don't want a few dozen people seeing me cry online so I'm not posting the video.

Instead I'll write a brief little whatever regarding Homecoming.

• Don't feel bad about going alone if you go alone. It seems shitty and really it feels like it but in the end it's about having fun and more often than not if you go with a date you end up dancing with friends anyway. If you aren't going, I respect your decision although I feel sad as to why you might not want to go. I don't know why you don't and I respect you but I'm gonna be thinking of you when I dance :). If you got asked and are going, congratulations! I'm going to slightly resent you all evening but hope you have fun. :D I for one have been going back and forth on if I want to go.

Let me explain: I've been waiting for Homecoming since I was in elementary school. To me Homecoming is bigger than Prom. I got bullied a lot and was told that no one would ever like me. So it was my biggest dream and hope to get asked to Homecoming. The years passed and both my sisters where asked to dances all over the place. Now I'm finally old enough. The problem is I don't know a guy that I would want to go to the dance with. Or who would want to ask me to the dance. SO I'm basically stuck in the position of buying a singles ticket and going with friends. But at the same time I don't really wanna go because of those killer things called Slow songs. I don't wanna be a wallflower when that happens. 

So I'm back and forth. If I do go, I'll go with friends and possibly eat most of the snacks xD. If I feel too sad and lonely to go, I'll probably end up staying home alone and watch movies all night while blogging. I'm not entirely sure yet...it kinda sucks. 

So before this turns into the video of me crying again, I'm gonna book it. Also I kinda have to clean my room so yeah...

Chao bellas y guapos!

xx

LoLo

PS. Legit this picture is me all day everyday. I run on the elliptical and that's how I look xD