Thursday, March 6, 2014

Reasons We Are In Fact Singular Together (?)

Ok. So in case you haven't noticed, Daniela and I aren't the most sociable of people. But that doesn't mean we aren't lovable!!!! *le sad face* Aren't we super cute? LOL.

(To anyone who cares, she totally used this picture without my consent. -_-)
You look fine dude. At least you dont have your mouth open for everyone to see -_-

Anywho back to this post. People at are school are total dick-wads. Not gonna bleep that because it's totally true. So this post is about the reasons why we are in fact single. (This could take a while so get comfy)

1. I make supremely weird sounds all the time. 
2. I LOVE PUNS. And I make incredibly bad ones all the time.
3. I'm taller and have more muscle than most girls at school. I'm sorry guys I'm not a friggin' twig that can do the splits and shake pom poms.
4. When I get nervous, I either ramble endlessly, do really stupid stuff, or I don't talk. Like I will just shut the hell up if some guy came up to me. 
5. I like boy bands. Yah I admit it, I love One Direction and BTR and shit but that doesn't mean I'm obsessed with them. I do have a life. Of sorts. 
6. I'm stubborn. For those who saw the About Us page, Daniela said that I'm stubborn. Which is true. I won't roll over very easy for people to walk all over me and that tends to piss people off.
7. I have been developing a bad temper lately. Normally I'm good at covering it up but people just piss me off so now I have a bad temper lol. 
8. I'm a bit boy-crazy. Which is pretty fun because you get to stare at hot guys a lot.
9. I'm severely antisocial. Aka why I have a blog.

Oh hey! It looks like it's my turn to explain why I'm single! yay.... -_-

1. I will literally laugh at everything. I don't care if it's at the wrong time. Say something I find funny, and you will probably hear my ridiculous laughter for minutes. 
2. I am totally anti social. If my friends aren't around, you probably won't hear a single sound coming from me. I just kinda sit there, quietly, until someone decides to talk to me. 
3.I prefer music over guys. I just feel like music is everything to me and without it, I would be completely lost. Thank you Bring Me The Horizon, Pierce The Veil and All Time Low! 
4. I'm indecisive. I never know what I want. :D
5. I much rather stay home on the weekends then go out with friends. Yeah I like going to movies with my friends and chill at other places, but I also like watching Marvel movies. In my Pajamas. At three in the afternoon. It gives my life meaning. (Dude Captain America doe o.O Talk about yum!)
6. I have a short attention span. Seriously. You could be telling me about your day and everything... and i'll randomly say something like. "My shoes are pretty..." Now don't get me wrong, If you're talking to me about something that is super important, I will listen.... I have a heart you know.
7.  I'm incredibly insecure. It restricts me from doing... just about everything. 
8. I make random poses at the awkwardest times. I'm practically a walking crazy statue. 
9. "You're too short to be loved!"- Direct quote from one of my "best" friends. -_- 'nuff said. 

Well, those are the reasons why we, Dani and LoLo, are in fact single. Together. As friends. So thanks guys we luff ya!

xx     Bye!!

Dani & LoLo



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