Guy Who Smells Good Part 2

Ok, I've officially given up on trying to seem cool. I'm so incredibly weird and ridiculous that I've kinda given up on it. I'm a boy-crazy, romantic weirdo and I'm proud of it! So would you like to hear my crazy antics of today? Well Ima tell ya anyway.

So fourth period, in Science, we have to film for a documentary. Well, most of our group (mine and Story's group), were acting like children. Honestly, they were chasing each other around the cafeteria and whacking each other while me and Story were trying to get set up. Finally, Story and I walk out after switching outfits, and enter GWSG. He was leaving class with the hall pass when I walk out of the locker room. He is fairly attractive. And that was the highlight of my day.

See how much of a loser I am? I get a thrill just by seeing an attractive guy who everyone thinks I sniff. (I DON'T I SWEAR I DON'T!!) You have to see him though, like hot damn sir, why why must you be so unattainable and smexy?! 

Ugh, well more for later amores!

xx
LoLo

Only 5SOS fans will get this lol....

Incredibly Hungry and Strangely Confident

In the scheme of things, I should be bawling and breaking down like other average teenage girls. But strangely enough, I'm pretty happy and confident. (Although I'm sick). And I'm always hungry so that's not really anything new.

But what is new is that I managed to tell my crush that I liked him. Not in person but I still told him! Being rejected has never felt any better!! Ok so he never really rejected me flat out but I got the vibe. I picked up on what was going down. But I still feel incredible!! I really don't know why though. I mean it does suck that you know, he doesn't like me, but he was so nice about it! And he promised not to tell anyone. But I don't really know if I can trust him.

Well, it's all good anyways. He continued not really noticing me at all today. So it's alright. But I did get some strange perverted questions on my Ask account today.....   o.O Weird. Lol. Well, I should probs go back and just be the same old boring Lauren...

xx
LoLo

Spanish Adventures

K. Like all my posts, I'm gonna start off by saying how fucking hungry I am...I literally ate four cookies. Well, three but Im still gonna eat the fourth! Do not doubt my ability to inhale food. We have a sub in Spanish but honestly, I don't feel like doing anything productive so here I am!

Anyway, I was listening to Boys Like Girls because I'm not necessarily in the best mood today and I thought this one song called Shoot was gonna be all badass and have an awesome rhythm and everything....Nope..Sounds like a country singer took it all over. Don't get me wrong it's still a pretty good song, it just killed my vibe. But it's cool 'cause what that song lacked in awesome bad assery (shush Grammer Nazis), the rest of their music makes up for.

Okay, I think the sub fell asleep... Awko taco. Lol literally we could probably do......um....most likely nothing because Idk if she's a light sleeper or what so ya. Anyway, honestly, I don't think a single person is on the website we're supposed to be on. No one is so thats good. I'm not the only one who feels like doing something else.

Shit, I need to get new headphones....The set I have now I love completely. But unfortunately like all good headphones, something fucks it up. My dog happened to chew on them viciously causing the right headphone to stop working. God, asshole. He may seem adorable but he seriously bugs the living shit out of me. Granted he's my dad's dog but honestly, my dad hasn't done anything worth shit for his dog. I've bathed, walked, played, tolerated, dealt with, cleaned up after, etc for his dog. (Warning: Bad pun coming up) And wanna know what pisses me off the most? The dog woke me up one time by crying in my room and when I look at him to tell him to come on my bed, he looks me dead in the eye as he lifts his leg and full on PISSES on the corner of my bed. That night he walked in my room and peed again. I hate the dog with a burning passion.

Okay so this post has turned into another version of my randomized collection of thoughts so...um yeah I should probably get going to eating my food and working on Spanish (lol no).

Adios chicitingos!
xx
LoLo

This is my asshole of a dog. Do not be deceived by his cuddly exterior. Beneath is a douchebag of all proportions.

Us Being Sassy and Shit

Okay so if you're our friends, you will agree that Daniela can out-sass just about anyone. I, however, am more laid back and chill unless you're just being a total dick. So here, I present to you my top sassy ass answer lol. 

If you go look at my blogger profile, at the very bottom you will see this answer. Lol. It may seem stupid but I feel accomplished.

Here are some of Dani's finest sassy moments:

Now you can tell just how sassy Dani can be. I have my moments but it all depends. On what you may ask... Well, 

1) My patience level

2) My level of exhaustion

3) If you're a horrible person

4) If you're my friend...

Always depends on those....Most the time I'll sass you when people are my friends because they understand my meaning behind it.

Well, more for later.

xx

LoLo

Worst Week EVER

And it's only Wednesday....   o.O   Ima die guys. Sunday: shitty. Monday: super shitty. Tuesday: extra super shitty. Today: so much shittiness I just want to go and sleep. And this week will keep being shitty. Tomorrow I don't know what'll go on but most likely I'll have to cook dinner again. Friday, i have to pack for I leave on Saturday. Saturday I get to go to a funeral, celebration-of-life, type thing and I get to dress up in a dress..... Ugh...so tired. SO MANY.

My dad isn't necessarily helping. He keeps pushing and saying, "Why can't you listen to me?" Yeah well, fuck that. I've been told by a psychologist to start advocating for myself. So thus, what I'm doing. But it has no results so that is why today is so fucking shitty. On the bright side, I have a muffin that i haven't eaten yet! YUM.

Sorry, I'm incredibly hungry like I always am. Mainly because the muffin was supposed to be my breakfast but I didn't have time while my dad was endlessly ranting on me telling me to do this and that. So instead I drank a small hot chocolate and stuff the muffin in my bag. I'll probs eat it in AP Geo. On another bright side, next week I get a donut because I won a game in Spanish! Heehee! Suck it. Jk i luff you guys too damn much.

Well, I should probably get back to my shitty ass day and continue to like a guy, who doesn't even notice me, from a distance. It is after all the safest way to go.

Later guys..

xx
LoLo

I hope you guys enjoy my strange, strange snapchats......  

Tips: How To Eventually Date Your Crush

Oh you thought I would tell you how to? Shit, sorry. Maybe I should be more clear...yeah, um.....I'm a socially awkward loser who hates talking out loud to people who I find:

a) very attractive
b) too cool
c) an asshole
d) really nice and sweet

Basically I have a hard time talking to people pointblank. But what I lack in social skills, I make up for in effort. So I shall attempt to teach you out there how to become close and eventually date your crush:

Rule #1: Build your courage and self confidence. This can happen just by saying hi to them or complimenting them on something they did, wore, or said. Once they say hi back, you can breathe. lol

Rule #2: Start a conversation. Normally by groaning along with another classmate about a teacher or class or who broke up with who, you can relate to them and they are more willing to talk to you because you're chill and you get them!

Rule #3: Invite them somewhere. Whether to the mall or movies or just to chill around town, they will definitely have a hard time rejecting you, ya gorgeous babe! But be very nonchalant about it so they know that you just want to get to know them better!

Rule #4: Get their digits! (phone number). Nowadays, texting and calling people and talking through social networking has become such a huge part of our culture and generation. So it wouldn't hurt to try and make contact with them once and a while, see how they're doing. :)

Rule #5: Become friends. Now this is a tricky step. You can't be close enough to be friend zoned but you have to be close enough that they're comfortable being around you and telling you stuff. This can be pretty hard to do but it is kinda necessary.

Rule #6: Fucking YOLO it man. To be honest there is no time better than this so you might as well go for it. Ask them out on a date. Don't be nervous. Stand up straight, look them in the eye and ask them out. But smile so they know you're relaxed about it. Never regret asking someone out.

Now remember, if you get rejected, try again. But don't keep trying for longer than like about a year I'd say because after that, you just seem desperate and clingy. If they can't see how fucking awesome you are, then take time to yourself and replenish that goodness in you and then restart the process. Find a new crush. 

And sometimes it's cool just to find someone physically attractive. Hell, I do that all the time. Sometimes it's better to enjoy from a distance than to burst in. I should know. Just chill, have fun, and enjoy the roller coaster called life! 

Shit that was weird. Um I'll end on the note of don't flip shit, everything will work out and..um...yeah...
Peace out my beautiful mofos!

xx
LoLo

Tips: How to Deal with Periods .......

Nature, I swear to God, hates me with all it's might. Not only did I get the tall end of the gene pool but periods are bitches. I mean why must we get our reproductive organs shedding itself in order to tell us that in fact, we are not pregnant! I mean we should be having a fucking party that we didn't mess up our lives. Like why couldn't nature just send us pieces of cake for 4-7 days or MONEY! in order to say, "Hey, you didn't grow another human this month. Congrats dude!".

Tips on period annoyances:

1) If you get terrible cramps, get a heating pad and place it right on the lower area of your stomach. Aka over your uterus. Personally, the heat doesn't really do much for me. But apparently, it relaxes your muscles. It helps a bit and it warms your tummy!

2) If the pain continues, take a muscle relaxer or Midol. They help like no other and you legit feel like you can do anything.

3) (obviously) Put a pad on or get a tampon. You really don't want to keep changing underwear every six hours or so because you didn't have the necessary tools.

4) Eat some chocolate. Studies have shown that small amounts of chocolate increase the dopamine in your brain and it keeps your hormones on the down low.

5) Keep showering how you normally shower. Just because you're bleeding doesn't mean you get to smell terribly for a week. Keep that hygiene up!! Hygiene keeps everything healthy and lovely.

6) At night it helps to curl up into the Fetus position when you sleep. I kid you not. Those cramps come back and when they do, it doesn't hurt that bad when you curl up like a Fetus.

7) Take vitamins. I cannot stress this to you enough. Vitamins help keep your hormones under control so the cramps don't hurt as bad and your moods don't change endlessly.

8) Watch your favorite movies. It's okay to chill out and become a couch potato, you are after all shedding the inside of your body and bleeding it out.

9) Listen to your favorite music. It keeps you chill and you can relax.

10) Don't freak out about the random cravings. It's okay. Once, I ate chicken noodle soup cold, straight out of the container. Scratch that, I DRANK IT. All because I was on my period. So don't take it weird. Just eat what you feel like eating, it'll make you feel better.

Well, those are all the tips I can come up with now except, If a male specimen cracks jokes at your expense or keeps bugging you to see if you're on your period just respond by saying, "When your reproductive organ sheds its insides out and you get on a hormone craze while still trying to maintain your sanity, come talk to me asshole." I actually said that once.

Well, I shall talk to you later when I don't have a craving for clam chowder, I am not eating chocolate and I don't have a heating pad on my tummy. :)

xx
LoLo

I'm A SITW

Roughly translated, the title states that I am a Strong Independent Tan Woman. I don't need a guy to make me happy because ain't no body got time fo' dat!! But in all seriousness, you should never feel obligated to date someone because 1) you've never dated  2) peer pressure. You should never feel like you need a significant other because everyone else does and you want that romance. It's okay to want romance, I'll admit it because I love romance but I'm still single and I'm completely proud of it.

Social influences now a days make it seem like the heroine MUST have a love interest or a boyfriend or someone to depend on and have mushy gushy stuff ONLY to have her heart broken. But by the end of the tale, she becomes stronger by whatever that love interest brought into her life. Thats not how real life is. The real life love is shitty ass. I, for one, am a Strong, Independent, Tan Woman who does not need a love interest in order to complete my life.

Would I like boyfriend/love interest one day? Hell yeah. But only when I've became a better person and I know where my life is at. I'm tired of girls thinking that they have to go through high school with boyfriends and dates. You don't have to, it's just kind of a bonus thing you can do. I'm tired of people thinking that their lover will just magically solve all their problems and take care of them and just basically live their lives for them. No! This is real life. This is real shit. To me, real heroines acknowledge their issues and deal with them like strong, intelligent, compassionate young ladies who have the right balance of intelligence and ignorance. 

I'm just tired of this fucked up society where people feel like they have to have a love interest in order to be happy. You don't. You can be happy on your own, with 50 cats, with a love interest, or with just family and friends. You can never depend on other people with your happiness because in the end they're just going to let you down.

Well I think that is enough ranting for one night. Love you guys! Night

xx
LoLo

Tips: What To Do When Bullied

K, this is some serious shit up in here guys. I am very aware about the bullying problem our generation is struggling through mainly because I've been bullied since I was 8 so I'm extra sensitive to this topic. If you are getting harassed by your peers, that is not okay. If you are getting harassed by older kids, that is not okay. If you are getting harassed by total strangers, that is not okay If you are getting by harassed by anyone, THAT IS NOT FUCKING OKAY! If you are the harasser, than kindly go fuck a cactus and listen to nails on a chalkboard in hell while you're at it because making people feel like shit about themselves is NOT FUCKING OKAY.

If you're getting bullied by your peers, you need to tell someone. I know it's stressful and you're scared now but once you tell someone you trust like a councilor or a teacher or your parent or even an older sibling, it will feel so much better. 

Next thing is to build your self confidence. Now these bullies are tearing you down bit by bit. But let me share with you a secret routine of mine I do. Whenever I feel supremely insecure and essentially like shit, I go to the bathroom, look in the mirror and tell yourself 10 things you love about yourself. Look yourself in the eyes (through the mirror) and tell yourself in a steady voice with confidence that you are an incredible person. That no matter what they tell you, you will always believe in yourself. That you are beautiful and incredible in your own way.

 Do this because at the end of the day, your worst enemy is yourself and your best friend is yourself. You are the only one who can cause the most damage to yourself and you alone are the only one who can make yourself stronger. At the end of the day, no matter how close you are with friends and family, they don't know what builds you up or tears you down. Only you do. 

And if you feel you have no one there for you, go to this blog. Know that this is a safe haven. Or at least it should be. Just let us know if we're fucking up here. We aren't fucking mind readers. Dani and I have been through a lot and we know a lot. We'll be here for you because we know what it's like in that place. So don't be afraid to ask us for help.

Well, I think that's enough for one post. Remember: You're amazing, bullies can go fuck themselves, I love you, Dani loves you, You are strong enough to do this.

xx
Lolo

My Life Goals

Okay, so I want to write more serious posts because some of our readers would like that. But this is more of a post that leads up to the serious stuff. This is all about what I hope to achieve in life and how I want to help other people. So enjoy! :)

1. Graduate High School- I think this is a given in order to do everything else I want to do.

                              

2. PeaceCorps- Don't be deceived by how it's spelled. It's pronounced Peace Core. Trust me, I made that mistake. Lol. Okay so this is a really cool thing I want to do. I want to take a year off before college and go into this Humanitarian program that the PeaceCorps have. Basically, what you do is help build structures and housing and schools in areas or countries that need it. You also help find food and clothing for them. It's pretty amazing.

3. Go to College for Medical Degree- Okay, this one is a bit of a stretch seeing how my grades are this year. But I have my reasons why I want to go to medical school. Once I get my degree and license to be a doctor, I will be able to achieve my 4th life goal!!

4. PeaceCorps (again)- Okay, yes I want to do it again. But for a different program. They have a doctoral program where you're assigned to a certain area and you're a doctor over there! For a whole year!! I really want to just help change the world with this and I know I can do it.

5. Go Back To College- Yup, my goals are pretty costly. But I want to go back to school and get a degree in Psychology and Sociology. I also want a degree in Literature :). But this goal is mainly to achieve some of my other goals on here coming up.

6. Write An Novel- What? I'm a writer. I love to write. Yeah so this is nothing like my "give to the world" goals but it kinda actually does tie into them. Okay stop judging. This has been a goal of mine since I was 9. 

7. Be an Inspirational Motivator for Teens- Okay this is where the novel thingy comes into play. Celebrities affect and influence teenagers for the better or worse and I want to be able to tell teens that it's okay to be confused, scared, upset, etc at this point in life. I want to be able to help them and inspire them to wish for something better than whatever problems they're dealing with.

Those are my major life goals! Those are what I aspire to do within the next decade and a half lol. Well, that is all I can think of for now so I'll go be a Lauren and do what I do. :)

xx

LoLo

Cool Kids

At one point in your school life, you feel as if no one really cares about you and that you are way different from everyone. You feel as if no one would like you If you were your real self. 

I didn't actually realize this until I heard one of my favorite songs a couple of weeks ago. The song itself talks about a boy and girl who are going through hard times and are having trouble keeping up with with things. These specific kids think about stuff and later admit that they wish they could be like all of the "cool" kids at their school. Not that those kids don't have problems, but those specific kids always try to see the good in things and they make it seem as if their life really is perfect. You always hear them talking about how amazing and incredible their life is, and sometimes, you really wonder if it's true.

That's precisely what this song is about. How the "cool" kids seem to the rest of us. It literally speaks what most of us think. Or maybe it could just be Lauren and I. Although I know there are more people who feel like this out there. 

Anyway, here.. listen to the song and tell me what you think. It's not a pop song, so if you're into that.. sorry. It's alternative with a slight touch of punk and indie. (I literally stole that description of their music preference. :) 

We present to you. Cool Kids by Echosmith.

xx Bye!

Dani & LoLo

I SHIP IT SO MUCH

OMG guys I ship it so much.
That is Luke Hemmings from 5SOS......and DANIIIIII!!!! They are so cute. It almost looks like they're skyping but they aren't  :(   BUT THEY WILL WHEN THEY DATE!!! HEEEEHEEHEE. Oh lord help me lol. They will go and buy a nice house and I'll live in their guest house with my 50 bajillion cats.....I'll be their crazy cat lady. Lol.

I love how you have this all planned out. Although, you first have to get us to meet up. lol ;)

Hey, it will happen. Lol maybe not till we're eighteen for legal reasons ;D

LOL I know right?

Jeezus we're so weird. Lol. Meanwhile, I'm bored, stressed, single, hungry as fuck and shit all at the same time. 

Don't you ship it? Lol i do. Honestly, i don't get why she's single. She's a freaking babe <3

Ew. Your compliments are all lies. 

Leave your opinions in comments or do whatever :P

xx
Lolo and Dani

Snobs, Snobs Everywhere.

This is kind of in lieu of Dani's post about the douche-bags at our school. But it's different at the same time. We live in a town based off of tourism. And....frankly a lot of rich ass dick wads (some are nice) move here with their families and have dick wad children. Now a lot of people at school are actually really nice, but they don't understand financial situations. Which makes them ignorant as hell and overall thoroughly pisses me off. 

My family works hard and we aren't like rich but we aren't financially unstable. We are the middle. But I don't get $100 allowances like a lot of my peers, and honestly I shop more at Macy's and TJ Max than I do at like Forever 21 or H&M. I have to work my ass off to get grade money and I get allowance once a month not once a week. I'm sorry that I don't like clothing that wears out within two fucking weeks. Not only that but I don't get a fucking Mercedes when I turn 16. When I turn 16, I get to share an old 2005 CRV that my family calls Coche. A hand-me down from my older sister. This year was the first time I got money for my birthday. Legitly. 

Otherwise, the guys at school are just assholes in general from their attitude to their tempers. Ugh its no bueno. I won't deny that a lot of them are pretty attractive but I will deny associating with any of them other than when I actually had to talk to them in class. Ugh. Assholes. That's why I like visiting my old hometown because everyones pretty nice for the most part and it's just fucking gorgeous over there. Up here.....assholes, assholes everywhere.

Well, rant semi done. So peace out loves!

xx.
LoLo

Excuse You, Sir Jerk

As all of you may know, I'm currently in my freshman year of high school. I have been looking forward to this year for years now. Seriously. When I was around eight, I thought my freshman year would be totally amazing. I thought I would be the prettiest girl ever who had tons and tons of friends with perfect grades and a perfect social life. I'd be the girl who disliked all of the jerks that everybody seems to love. 

Wrong. Most of that is wrong anyways. 

 l literally only consider about ten or so people to be my friends. I try to get along with everyone, I mean I will talk and be nice to whoever decides to talk to me for some unknown reason. Though I much rather have a closer and smaller group of friends, then many friends who could all be fake. 
My grades... eh.. they're okay. Not bad, but not outstanding either. Let's just say B's are my friends. :D
HA! You all know about my social life. I don't have one! And don't even get me started on my looks.
 -_-

So as you can tell, little me had NO idea about what would actually happen. Freshman year sucks. Although little me was wrong about most things, she was right about one. The jerks. Every school has that group of guys and girls who think they're the best and everyone else sucks or are just plain out weird. 

Well EXCUSEEE me! Not everyone can be as "cool" and "popular" than you, thank you very much. See most of us human beings have to work for and earn what we get, unlike some of the kids in my school. Some of these kids get everything they could ever possibly want. New iPhone came out? They already have it. Can finally drive? They get their parents to buy them a freaking sports car. Not only that, but these kids make a huge deal out of everything. If somebody doesn't like them or says something that they don't necessarily like about them, they will go off and tell the entire school some rumor about you. I will admit it's kind of funny though. You find out SOOO much about yourself from these rumors. I mean, they are so detailed that you wonder how you could have ever ignored that part about yourself! -_-

I'm not jealous or anything, by the way. It just annoys me. Like really? Most of my friends and I have to earn what our parents give us. If I get bad grades, I get my phone taken away and I'm literally not allowed to leave my house. Which sucks because I have to cancel plans. Important plans. CONCERT plans. -_- So right now, I'm forced to act like a good child around my parents if I want to go to like.... three concerts I have tickets for during the summer. 

Okay.. well... this little rant is more or less over... so.. bye!

-Dani (:

Friends Vs. Crush

So I really like this guy I go to school with and he is really cute. But the thing is he has a reputation of being an asshole. So of course when I told my friends that I like him, they flipped shit like no other! They told me that it was adorable because "you're really sweet and he's an asshole". They also told me that it's just another way for me to get my heartbroken. Well, I'm sorrrryyyyy that I have no control over my emotions for a fellow human being. 

Like, I agree that he can be a douche-bag a lot. But he can also be pretty nice too. People take him as an asshole because he's extremely sarcastic and *cough cough* is an asshole. But I like him and I feel that my friends haven't been as supportive as they should have been (I support her, btw...) . I mean I support them all the time. Don't I deserve a lil support for my crush? I know that it is a one way ticket to heartbreak but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we're all wrong because we don't know what goes on in this guys life. All I have to say to my friends is he's a hell of a lot nicer than he was two years ago. They would totally agree. (This is true....)

But I still don't want to like him but I do want to at the same time. Ugh, conflicting emotions! Sorry guys this isn't one of my usual supremely awkward posts but I'm having such conflicts. 

So should I listen to most of my friends and avoid liking him? Or should I see what happens and have faith?

You guys tell me. Leave comments. Help. Serious. 

Thanks!!
xx
LoLo (with small comments by Dani)

Weight Issues

So this post is more of the serious side because I've been dealing with this for the past like decade of my lifetime. Ever since second grade, I've been dealing with weight issues. I started getting growth spurts randomly and I would constantly be hungry!! Well sometimes I would eat more than I would be growing and I would be a bit chubby. By third grade, I was 110 pounds and only 4'11. Thus brought on more harassment than I already received. 

These slow growth spurts started speeding up by the time I moved back to Utah. By the time I started seventh grade, I was 5'6 and 134 pounds. I looked slim enough and I felt proud. But then eighth grade came around and my growth slowed down and I gained some weight. I thought I was still good but I didn't work out that much. Ninth grade comes around and I play high school soccer and gain muscle. I'm up to 150. But then after the season ends, I fall into a pit of depression and gain 15 pounds. What my sister in college calls the Freshman 15 because she also gained it this year. Recently, I've started liking this guy at my school. Like I really really like him. But he's super fit and plays a lot of sports and I don't have the same figure as most of the girls he usually goes for. So recently I've decided to work out and get ready not only for bikini season but shorts season where people can look at my fat ass legs.

I am proud to say I have lost 5 and a half pounds and still counting just in the past few days! Goes to show just how much fat I had on me. I am so happy like honestly if I can get back to 150 and look slim than just maybe I might build up the confidence to actually tell the guy I like him. But I want to tell all my followers that through thick and thin, whether you're bigger or slimmer, I still love you. Because I know what it's like on the bigger side and I know how hard it can be to deal with confidence. Just know that I love you guys always and that I totally understand with the weight issue. Soon, I'll post about tips on eating healthy and workouts. Don't push it guys!

LOVE YOU! MUAH MUAH!
xx.
LoLo

Ps. You guys are so perf and adorable. I love you. But Im curious as to why anyone would want to hear about my non-existent love life. Lol leave comments or email me: lreinecke17@pcstudents.us.

Reasons Why We're Single (Church Version)

Hahaha hey guys, Lolo and Dani here. So we realize that we didn't list enough reasons on how freaking weird and alone we are in our last post. SO we decided to create the church version! We literally had to spend the entire day at our church yesterday for a confirmation retreat. Now a normal human being would have just gone with it and done whatever it was that we needed to do. Ah but you see, we're not normal. We did a lot of things that made us realize even more reasons to why we are single. 

1. Dani taped a desert picture to my face, saying that was a representation of my love life. (Don't worry. It was hilarious)
2. We cracked really perverted jokes.
3. I like guys who are totally unattainable and are complete assholes. Let's just say Daniela flipped.
4. I sassed some church teachers. I didn't mean to, it just sorta happened. 
5. I made a super long necklace out of balloons that were hanging as decoration. Then I proceeded to dance around the room making strange noises. And rubbed my head with the balloons.
6. We practically acted out an indian ritual. 
Lauren made super awkward sounds while drinking chocolate milk. Ok it wasn't my fault I didn't realize I made it until it was super silent.
7. I got in a 'small' argument with a kid in my school over some of the things he said about my best friend. 
8. I made super weird faces at my ex boyfriend during our meditation times. It wasn't my fault. He kept staring at me so I made my usual derp faces
9. I probably freaked out Lauren's ex boyfriend the entire day. 
10. I freakin' stuffed my face with food the whole time even when we had sessions with the leaders.

Well, that's all we can think of for now. Keep your eyes peeled for Part 2 Or other reasons lol.
Bye bye! 
Xx.
LoLo & Dani

Keep reading for other adventures and opinions of us two antisocial high schoolers!! xx

Suicide and Bullying Awareness

This post will be a bit different than my other posts. This post will actually be dead serious. See, I have a friend who is going through a really hard time. Not just the "i'm feeling sad today" hard time, but hard time as in she really doesn't see a reason to stay alive anymore. I've known this girl for a while now.  she and I are just so much alike. In all honestly, it's freaky. She's the type of friend that would take a bullet for you, and you would do the same for her.

A while back, she told me her real views on life. How much she hated herself, how worthless and pathetic she felt. She practically told me she was suicidal.  To be honest, it really hit me. Hard. She had tried telling me in the past but I just brushed her off thinking it was just one of her many moods. But after that conversation, I realized she was serious. One day she texted me while crying and told me she couldn't do it anymore, that her life was too hard and she didn't know how to handle it.  She then stopped texting me afterwards and wouldn't return any of my calls or texts. I was desperate. I didn't know what to do. So when she texted me the next day, I couldn't breathe. She was ok and very much alive. If someone like God really does exist, thank you. Thank you so much for not taking her away from me and all of the people who care about her. 

Some of you may be asking yourselves what the point of this post is. Here. Here's the point. Many people are going through similar things as my friend, and it really needs to stop. Making someone feel stupid, worthless and less than you is just plain cruel. Calling someone out for something they've done? Well guess what, I'm pretty sure you've done something you aren't proud of either. Making up rumors about somebody? Here's some harsh reality. The things you say about someone else, tells more about how YOU are as a person, rather than them.  These are just some of the different scenarios that we all see and hear every day. It honestly has to stop. Is it okay to make fun of someone? No. Would you be happy if someone did the same to you? No. I know bullying isn't going to stop anytime soon, but if you see somebody getting bullied, stand up for them. Help them. Talk to them. Those people could be fighting for their lives and you wouldn't even know.  

-Dani

Bryan Stars Tweeted Me....Wait What?

Okay, for all of you who don't know, Bryan Stars is kind of a big deal. For me and people like me, anyway. He interviews different bands and gets to do so repeatedly. He's practically a flipping star in the post-hardcore/punk world. (I'm probably missing some genres, but lets just go with it.) 

Bryan Stars interviewing Never Shout Never

Anyway, this guy is absolutely incredible and I happen to look up to him. So last night, I was hanging with my sister when she came up with the most brilliant idea. Tweet Bryan Stars. So I did what any excited teen would do. I tweeted him. Never in a million years though, did I think he would tweet me back. Let's just say I flipped out. Everyone was a little shocked by my surprise amazing mood. But hey, wouldn't you be excited and happy if your role model tweeted you? 

Later that day, my bestest friend and bandmate Kiara, tweeted him and the conversation quickly escalated by her asking him if he would like to support our band and help us make it big. To which he said... yes! He said he couldn't wait to hear our songs and that he would love to be apart of our journey! 

I. am. so. happy!

I'm pretty much untouchable right now. My band has the support of one of our role models. Nothing can ruin my week! 

-Dani :)

*Screech, Screech* Is That An Instrument? O.o

So here's a little fact about me.... I play the violin.

The instrument itself isn't bad at all. In fact, it sounds incredibly nice and sophisticated...

If you know how to play it right. -_- 

I've been playing the violin for about 4 years now and I'm absolutely terrible. Compared to all of the other kids in my orchestra at least. I'm always complemented and told that i'm a great violinist, which drives me absolutely insane. In the past week, several people have asked me if I was going to try out for the chamber orchestra, which is the best of the best. I am currently in the Symphony orchestra, the group before Chamber.

 Obviously, my answer was no. For some reason, that little word managed to piss people off. O.o

Uhh....?

I'm perfectly fine being in an orchestra with over 50 kids instead of just 20 or so. It makes me feel somewhat invisible, which can be a good thing when it comes to orchestra.

Every quarter, we are supposed to play 2 minute solos in front of everyone. While most of my class plays really cool songs, I'm sitting in a corner playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. 

I practically have zero musical talent. 

I honestly don't know how my teacher deals with me. I'm a disaster. 

(I tried to draw this on a moving car... looks good enough :)

K. That's practically it. Bye Bye!

-Dani

Reasons We Are In Fact Singular Together (?)

Ok. So in case you haven't noticed, Daniela and I aren't the most sociable of people. But that doesn't mean we aren't lovable!!!! *le sad face* Aren't we super cute? LOL.

(To anyone who cares, she totally used this picture without my consent. -_-)
You look fine dude. At least you dont have your mouth open for everyone to see -_-

Anywho back to this post. People at are school are total dick-wads. Not gonna bleep that because it's totally true. So this post is about the reasons why we are in fact single. (This could take a while so get comfy)

1. I make supremely weird sounds all the time. 
2. I LOVE PUNS. And I make incredibly bad ones all the time.
3. I'm taller and have more muscle than most girls at school. I'm sorry guys I'm not a friggin' twig that can do the splits and shake pom poms.
4. When I get nervous, I either ramble endlessly, do really stupid stuff, or I don't talk. Like I will just shut the hell up if some guy came up to me. 
5. I like boy bands. Yah I admit it, I love One Direction and BTR and shit but that doesn't mean I'm obsessed with them. I do have a life. Of sorts. 
6. I'm stubborn. For those who saw the About Us page, Daniela said that I'm stubborn. Which is true. I won't roll over very easy for people to walk all over me and that tends to piss people off.
7. I have been developing a bad temper lately. Normally I'm good at covering it up but people just piss me off so now I have a bad temper lol. 
8. I'm a bit boy-crazy. Which is pretty fun because you get to stare at hot guys a lot.
9. I'm severely antisocial. Aka why I have a blog.

Oh hey! It looks like it's my turn to explain why I'm single! yay.... -_-

1. I will literally laugh at everything. I don't care if it's at the wrong time. Say something I find funny, and you will probably hear my ridiculous laughter for minutes. 
2. I am totally anti social. If my friends aren't around, you probably won't hear a single sound coming from me. I just kinda sit there, quietly, until someone decides to talk to me. 
3.I prefer music over guys. I just feel like music is everything to me and without it, I would be completely lost. Thank you Bring Me The Horizon, Pierce The Veil and All Time Low! 
4. I'm indecisive. I never know what I want. :D
5. I much rather stay home on the weekends then go out with friends. Yeah I like going to movies with my friends and chill at other places, but I also like watching Marvel movies. In my Pajamas. At three in the afternoon. It gives my life meaning. (Dude Captain America doe o.O Talk about yum!)
6. I have a short attention span. Seriously. You could be telling me about your day and everything... and i'll randomly say something like. "My shoes are pretty..." Now don't get me wrong, If you're talking to me about something that is super important, I will listen.... I have a heart you know.
7.  I'm incredibly insecure. It restricts me from doing... just about everything. 
8. I make random poses at the awkwardest times. I'm practically a walking crazy statue. 
9. "You're too short to be loved!"- Direct quote from one of my "best" friends. -_- 'nuff said. 

Well, those are the reasons why we, Dani and LoLo, are in fact single. Together. As friends. So thanks guys we luff ya!

xx     Bye!!

Dani & LoLo

Sick At School

K we all know that school just flat out blows. And so does being sick. Put those together and you have a day in hell!!! Which is what I'm in right now. Ugh I caught a cold over the weekend and I feel like complete shit. I've been coughing so much that I should be getting abs right about now. And everyone's an asshole and being an asshole at school and ugh I hate people right about now. On the bright side, I got bangs over the weekend and a lot of really cute guys notice me now! :D see guys DREAMS DO COME TRUE!! 

Lol. Back to being sick at school, my doctor had me stay home from school yesterday because I was still too contagious to go. What. The Fuck., makes her think that I'm any less contagious today?!?! HMM?! Still feeling like shit over here! I have to take an ass load of Mucinex and cough syrup while holding like six cough drops in my pockets. I ran out of them last night. (Note: Tell mom we need more cough drops). I know my post is filled with grammatical errors but I dont give a flying shit. Today is alright so far but I've missed so much school that I have so much to make up. For instance, a math test, an AP Geo test, a fucking Map Test, as well as other homework I must make up. Like reading To Kill A Mockingbird, and taking the reading quizzes. And other freaking work. Ima die.

Ok, adios mis amores. 
Ima die.
xx.
Lauren xP

The Backpack Rule.

Every school has that one ridiculously stupid rule that everybody hates. For my school, It's the backpack rule. We aren't allowed to take our backpacks to class. I guess that's normal, right? Most schools don't allow backpacks in class anyway.

There's a difference though. 

We literally have to fit like 500 something students (I'm probably exaggerating a bit) into a really small school. We have half lockers that absolutely suck. We can't even open them sometimes, because of how crowded the halls are. I actually asked to move into one of the lockers in our schools back hallway. (No one has a locker there.... well... like 5 people do. I can deal with that! :D)

Now the school thinks they found a solution to this torture. String bags. 

These things are even worse. They're ridiculously tiny and almost non of our things fit in there! For example, I have to drag my AP textbook, laptop and huge ass binder in that bag. I'm surprised it hasn't ripped yet.

To be honest it's so freakin' annoying. Like I don't even have a case for my laptop because it doesn't fit. Ok I actually do but because of the freaking tiny knapsacks I have to keep it in my freaking tiny locker which by the way is a bottom locker (I'm pretty tall). Least to say, I dislike our school this year.

EXACTLY!


So the school has this stupid thing called the "morning backpack patrol" Well... That's what my friends and I call it anyway. Our vice principal and some other teachers go around into different classrooms checking for backpacks. You have no idea how embarrassing it is. Getting your PERSONAL bag be taken away. 

All i'm trying to say is.... seriously? Is this really necessary? I am counting the days to when I can run around the High School with my backpack. Those will be the days. >:) 

M'kay... bye!
Daniela &  Lauren